Nun joke cab driver

Share: Facebook Email Tweet. Latest Jokes. Best Jokes. Past Winners. Sign Up. Sign Up Signup with Facebook. Email Address. But I needed to keep going. You see with mice, you need to see their guts to know their dead. Some of his demigods had come to listen to the story. Guts and all were splattered for all to see.

The kids had lost their mind at this point. Tears everywhere. A crowd had gathered as well, all screaming at the sight. It was at this point though, that the exertion caught up with me. I felt my heart give way. I must have suffered a heart attack.

The Devil pulled up a phone from thin air and dialed a number. His story checks out. Must have been a mix up. He gave the old man a silent celebratory thumbs up as the voice continued.

The Priest, the Rabbi and the Monk. A priest, a rabbi and a Buddhist monk get arrested for illegal gambling. They get in front of the judge. He starts questioning the priest first, "Did you play poker yesterday? Did YOU play poker yesterday? He smiles at the judge and asks "How could I possibly play poker all by myself? A Desperate Prayer. A grandfather takes his grandchildren to the beach.

Panicked, the grandfather prays to God. Please let him live, in your mercy. I'll do anything and worship you forever! He scoops him up in a huge hug, crying with relief. The Retiring Rabbi. A rabbi is planning on retiring from his main occupation, which is giving circumcisions.

Over the years he's saved up all the foreskins from all the circumcisions he's taken part in. He looks at them and decides to take them to the local leatherworker to see if something can be made of them. The rabbi explains that he'd like to have a retirement gift made out of the foreskins and the leatherworker agrees and tells the rabbi to come back in a couple weeks.

A couple weeks later the rabbi comes back and the leatherworker hands him a wallet. The leatherworker replies, "Don't fret, if you rub it a bit it becomes a suitcase. How to Meet the Pope. A catholic man's lifelong dream was to meet the pope. For years and years, he scrimped, scrounged, and planned his lavish trip to Italy.

Wanting to look his best for the pontiff, he had a custom-fitted suit tailored to his exact measurements and bought the finest Italian leather boots money could buy. The next morning he awoke before the dawn to make his way to Vatican City to meet the pope on his morning walk through his crowd of devout followers. He pushed his way to the front of the crowd, wanting to get as close to the Holy Father as possible.

The grand doors opened and the pope emerged, greeting his followers, shaking hands, and offering blessings. The man caught the pope's eye, and the pope smiled and started walking towards him. Email this joke.

Join the mailing list. More Jokes You are here: Spoof News Jokes the taxi driver and the nun. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. Currently 6. Joke of the day - A cab driver picks up a nun Funny joke of the day is carefully selected joke.